Yes, if you had one of these minor little curses put on you then you would probably lose your mind too.
1) "0.5s delay on all of their touch screen devices"
2) "The sound is always off by a second every time they watch TV."
3) "Better yet, a 1-second delay on ALL sound they hear. Including conversations."
4) "That one sock is always turned just enough to be slightly uncomfortable no matter how many times they adjust it"
5) "Every time they type a password or PIN in, they get it wrong the first two times."
6) "What about making them create a new, 15 character password every time they log in?"
7) "Have them always forget one thing at home after they leave the house but have them realize it 10 minutes after leaving"
8) "They would constantly hallucinate red squiggly lines under correctly-spelled words while they type."
9) "A constant itch in their toe nails. Or crumbs in their bed that can't be removed"
10) "Every time they say something the person they are speaking to can't hear them the first time so they have to repeat what was said."
11) "Every time they tried to walk around a corner at night or through a doorway, they'd walk into a spiderweb."
12) "Making one chair leg always slightly smaller than the rest"
13) "Never being able to getting rid of the popcorn shells stuck in their gum."
14) "The inability to sneeze"
15) "No matter how hard they try, no matter where they go, the water to their shower/bath/kitchen sink will never get hotter than kind of warm. That slightly above lukewarm warm that won't leave you freezing but invites that cold breeze in the shower and makes you yearn for hotter water. But you will never get it. Never."
16) "Socks are always juuuuust a tiny bit damp."
17) "Every time they go through a stoplight, whether it's driving, taking the bus or crossing the road, the light is always red."
18) "Every download, streaming video, gif or image never actually fully loads. 10% of it is missing every time."
19) "they can get a date with any person in the world. they can not, however, get a second date. no matter what."
20) "The gas tank always being on a random side of the car."
21) "The batteries in their smoke detectors are always low.. not dead.. but low so that every 5 minutes or so there's that one beep in the background that gradually drives them crazy."